Posted to the IMUSA email list - could this be the long awaited Beckham song?
Beckham, King of All Cockneys by "Fat Boy Thin" (to the tune of "Lord of
He made his debut in '92
He's from down south but he's red through and through
He wears number 7 and he plays on the right
And he makes left backs look totally sh*te
BECKHAM, your crosses are supreme,
You've the best right foot that we've ever seen
At Old Trafford you gave the Leeds sc*m the Vs
You're the undisputed King of Cockneys!
If you like it then sing it!